Re: Frustrated New User
The process of setting up an account is automated, and your request is in a queue with other requests. It's never immediate, and there have been issues here lately which necessitated pausing the queue, so there's a bit of a backlog -- there are a lot of other people ahead of you. Your account will be set up when it's set up.
That said, you do realise that you don't need a web hosting account to play with PHP, don't you? You can install a full xAMP (that's Apache, MySQL and PHP, often with Perl and Python) on your own computer for free. If you're on Windows, look at WampServer; XAMPP is available for all of the major OSs (Windows, Mac and Linux included), and you may already have it installed if you're running Linux.
It's a good idea to have a local web server in any case if you're looking to develop code or watch traces -- the first commandment is: Thou shalt not run untested code on a production server.
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