Corrupt A Wish Season 2

[synalpha]

http://forums.x10hosting.com/forum-g...tml#post597977

Please see link above for rules...

Alright...I get to make the first wish! Alright! Now...

I wish that I had a job at subway, making sandwiches!

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but you get an E food safety rating.

I wish that Mr DOS posted a wish.

[Danielx386]

Granted, but he need help.

I wish I can live with Delta.....

[Mr. DOS]

Granted, but now you're living with a giant Greek letter. And she hogs the sheets.

I wish Samba worked better.

--- Mr. DOS

[Danielx386]

Granted, but linux is sick

Need 15,000 more points

[alexandgruntz]

I'd grant that, but you didn't wish for it!

I wish that I knew how to fix Outlook.

[gluxon]

Wish Granted, but Outlook is unsupported :P And that's the truth! :D

I wish I would stop my habit of using text smilys here.

[Mr. DOS]

Granted, but you now feel compelled to include long-winded, third-person prose in all your posts describing your situation and feelings at that moment.

I wish I had a second Guitar Hero controller.

--- Mr. DOS

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but it's cracked, and falls apart as soon as you touch it.

I wish that English (the subject) was easier.

[Mr. DOS]

Granted, but Mandarin is now by far the world's most prominent language in all areas, rendering English largely useless for any non-historical purposes.

I wish I had pie right now.

--- Mr. DOS