Corrupt a Wish: Season 4

[mattura]

Granted, but only when you stop driving

I wish for an interesting day tomorrow...

[achilleasgr]

The Reaper pays you a visit.
I wish I could see the future.

[wizardcm92]

Granted, but you only see pain and suffering.

I wish my old site would go back up so I could transfer my blog posts over to my site hosted here.

[krofunk]

granted but somehow everything has been translated into ancient hylian

I wish my internet was faster

[mattura]

Granted, but with a 1mb daily limit!

I wish I wasn't working tomorrow (ok, not very original I know...)