Corrupt a Wish: Season 4

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but it's made in the USA. :D

I wish that it wasn't so hot.

[mattura]

granted, but it's so cold your protrusions all fall off!

I wish that I had eaten more for lunch

[synalpha]

Granted, you eat far too much, and explode. XD

I wish that I could get past the stupid village in Assassin's Creed already...its so boring...

[mattura]

Granted, but nobody likes you.

I wish I could go on an exciting adventure

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but exciting is relative and a walk to your neighbour's place is considered exciting.

I wish that the Government didn't suck at everything they do.

[mattura]

Granted, but as soon as it happens, the space time continuum is disrupted by the impossible becoming possible, causing the universe to collapse on itself.

I wish that this thread was more exciting

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, we add porn to it :D (jk)

I wish that my room didn't smell.

[btfog]

Granted, but now it looks horrible.

I wish people would stop complaining about the hosting service.

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, now people complain that no one is complaining about the service! :P

I wish that people would just be more patient with the hosting service.

[mattura]

Granted, but the 'people' referred to above are a group of approx. 12 good citizens, completely swamped by the spammerz and crackzerz who want everything for nothing in this life.

I wish for a mega-laser-death-ray