[GAME] Riddles

[galaxyAbstractor]

The one who answers the right thing on my riddle gets the next riddle:

"The man who made it didn't need it.
The man who bought it didn't use it.
The man who used it didn't want it."

[LHVWB]

A coffin.

What can you catch but not throw?

[galaxyAbstractor]

A Cold

'Twas whispered in Heaven, 'twas muttered in hell,
And echo caught faintly the sound as it fell;
On the confines of earth 'twas permitted to rest,
And in the depths of the ocean its presence confes'd;
'Twill be found in the sphere when 'tis riven asunder,
Be seen in the lightning and heard in the thunder;
'Twas allotted to man with his earliest breath,
Attends him at birth and awaits him at death,
Presides o'er his happiness, honor and health,
Is the prop of his house, and the end of his wealth.
In the heaps of the miser 'tis hoarded with care,
But is sure to be lost on his prodigal heir;
It begins every hope, every wish it must bound,
With the husbandman toils, and with monarchs is crowned;
Without it the soldier and seaman may roam,
But woe to the wretch who expels it from home!
In the whispers of conscience its voice will be found,
Nor e'er in the whirlwind of passion be drowned;
'Twill soften the heart; but though deaf be the ear,
It will make him acutely and instantly hear.
Set in shade, let it rest like a delicate flower;
Ah! Breathe on it softly, it dies in an hour

[Sharky]

The letter H.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three in the evening?

[tittat]

A person:

As a baby you crawl on all 4, in your prime you walk on 2 feet, when you get old you walk with the help of a cane.






What goes up and down without moving?

[Sharky]

The price of fuel. Serious answer: stairs.

A dead man is found in a locked room, hanging from the ceiling 6 ft. above the floor. The room is completely empty, except for a puddle of water below him. How did he die?

[tittat]

He stood on a block of ice and waited for it to melt.



if you have twelve bottles of beer on the wall and one falls down and hits jean-claude van damme in the face and he jump-split-kicks it apart, then how many jean-claude van dammes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[alexandgruntz]

One.

How many apples can you put into an empty box?

[Smith6612]

It depends on the size of the box. Anywhere from 0 to infinity.

What is a ROFLCOPTER known for?

[Dahlriku]

*edit for abbove post when i was thinking for my riddle*
SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

((length in inches / 3) rounded down)*((width in inches / 3) rounded down)*((height in inches / 2.5) rounded down)

based on an apple being 3x3x2.5

racists don't judge me by my color, some people consider me wasteful, yet I tell people many things in many ways and many languages. what am i?