Vending Machine (Game)

[essellar]

You get a very annoyed Energizer Bunny who begins hitting you with his little drumsticks and just keeps going and going and...

I insert a cunning plan.

[silverbird775]

The machine has warned you of copyright infringement. So says the check in your hands.

I insert the holographic photo of cat.

[mattura]

You get a tamagotchi cat... feed it!

I insert Aurora Australis

[silverbird775]

You get an one way "Aurora Express" teleporter to Antarctica. The user manual says you need to push the one and only button to be instant moved to southern pole.

I let some sunlight to be absorbed by vending machine.

[mattura]

The vending machine grows and grows into a giant beanstalk.

I insert some magic beans

[achilleasgr]

You get netbeans.

I insert another year of my life.

[silverbird775]

You get a time machine!!! It's untested though, because this design is unproved it may just suck in the rest of your life so beware!

I insert a clown shoes. Since the clown objected me i had no choice but to get rid of him at whole.

[mattura]

You get a jack-in-the-box!

I insert 2012

[leafypiggy]

You get 5.

I insert my business card.

[krofunk]

you get nothing at first, but later you get loads of cold calls from vending machines all over the world.

I insert a broken CD-R