Sentence distortion

[revin]

Distort a sentence by 1-5 words in each post

ex.
"1. Hey its a dog who does back flips!"
"2. Hey its a peanut who does back flips!"
"3. Hey its a peanut that can fly flips!"

and let odd results fly x3

but heres the starter sentence
"as quoted from Bungie.net"

-.Start.-
Bungie is seeking a software engineer with a passion for graphics, who is interested in pushing the state of the art of real time CG to a level previous considered unattainable, and do it all in close collaboration with the world’s most talented artists, in a creative endeavor to create the best video games ever.

[ichwar]

Bungie is seeking a train engineer with a passion for food, who is interested in pushing the state of the art of fake time CG to a level previous considered unattainable, and do it all in close collaboration with the world’s most talented musicians, in a creative endeavor to create the worst video games ever.

[ichwar]

Bungie Jumpers are seeking a train engineer with a passion for food, who is interested in pushing the nation of the art of fake time clocks to a level that is attainable, and do it all in distant war with Mars' most talented musicians, in a dull endeavor to create the worst card games ever.

[tridge]

Bungie Jumpers are seeking a lumberjack with a passion for wood, who is interested in pushing the nation of the art of fake Christmas trees to a level that is attainable, and do it all in distant war with Mars' most talented musicians, in a dull endeavor to create the worst Olympics games ever.

[ichwar]

Bungie Jumpers are seeking a lumberjack without a passion for wood, who is bored in pushing the nation of the art of fake Christmas trees to a goal that is attainable, and do it all in distant explosions with Mars' most talented musicians, in a dull endeavor to create the worst Olympics competitions ever.

[ichwar]

Bridge Jumpers enjoy killing a lumberjack without an A+ in biology, who is bored in pulling the nation of the art of fake Christmas tramps to a net that is attainable, and do it all inside distant explosions with Mars' most stupid musicians, in a dull endeavor to create the worst Olympics competitions never.

[ichwar]

Bridge Fallers hate killing three lumberjacks without an A+ in biology, who is bored with pulling the island off the planet of real drunk tramps to a net that is terrible, and do it all inside distant IMs with Mars' most stupid musicians, in a weird endeavor to create this crazy game.