Re: Yarr! We be 'ere!
Ah, but the global warming thing will first result in the Gulf Stream sinking before it gets there. Remember last year's snow? I'm afraid Donald will have to find his troosers and keep an eye on them (or a pair of legs in them) for a good few years before a sarong makes more sense than a kilt. On the plus side, it'll give you more to be dour about until the palm trees sprout (which, I truly believe, is the real reason why the king of puddings is trotted out every January—it sours the temperament while raising the resilience, allowing the Scot to survive just about anything whilst complaining about it in a more creative way than any other tribe of Man). And the extra calories required to survive the cold will justify classifying Scotch eggs and deep-fried, well, everything as vegetables.
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