Noobasaurus on the rampage...

[antiquitas]

Well justice friends not only am I aware I used an ellipse incorrectly, but I have no idea why this poor little noobasaurus can't handle something so simple as uploading an index.php file via FileZilla. All I want to do is log on and work wonders. Is that so much to ask? Why does God mock me?

Anywho, so this is probably the best deal on earth, and I thank the people of x10hosting for all they've done and are yet to do for my nincompoopery. So once again, thank you, and why does baby jesus hate me?

[zen-r]

Hi antiquitas.

May your nincompoopery go from strength to strength.

Welcome to x10!

[antiquitas]

Thank you, Zen-r, but I'm afraid my nincompoopery is in overdrive right now. I just did the co.cc web domain joining uping thing. Well perhaps we should start at the beginning. ~Que sad fiddle music~

You see, there is someone important to me who is disabled, and I am trying to set up this site for her. She's a great person and needs all the help she can get. Her life was ruined when a bus slammed into her vehicle at 45 mph. She is unable to work, and disability along with government aide won't help because she's not pregnant or a whore.

So I told her I would set up a website for her for all her glorious needs. And I am failing pretty badly here. When I type in the website's name, it says the domain is available as if I didn't register it. Yet in Co.CC's little control panel thing it says it recognizes the DNS servers. I can't seem to log on to the ftp with my FileZilla. Keeps telling me to go play in traffic. I just want to get this done for her soon. So, I'm off to the help forums in the free section.

Here's hoping I don't blow up or something.

[zen-r]

Well, you have quite a way with words.

So I'm sure that if you add the same flair to your website that you are showing here, then it will attract plenty of visitors!

[antiquitas]

Actually, Dr. Zen, I have a full proof marketing plan to make me millions. I'll put a picture of me on the site, and tell them for everyday I don't receive two dollars, I take off an article of clothing. Pay me ten bucks and these pants stay on. BRILLIANT!!!