Those writing assignments are a scream! "Not money is not money" lol :laugh:
Rofl ! :laugh:
No, actually they can't be ichwar's - the spelling's too good. ;)
I haven't seen those essays before, thanks for the post. (though I already posted those maths papers myself some months ago in this forum - & they were already old news to most people then!)
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I've seen things very similar, and I found this one to be exceptionally funny:
His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:
Dear Michael,
Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.
There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It’s as if you didn’t look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!
May God have mercy on your soul.
Sincerely,
Professor William Turner
P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C
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That is what happens when you dont just not pay attention in school but stick earplugs in you ears and run arround naked in the halls like a bafoon
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Teachers don't get stressed looked through all this.
They get amused (if not laugh), then fail the student (if he/she merits that grade anyway).
This thread is full of lulz and fail. I love seeing things like this. Has anyone though seen the picture of the Scantron form where every answer was A and the person got it right?
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