Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mud

[fractalfeline]

And of course you know, Mud spelled backwards is...???

So yesterday I'm informed that class is cancelled. I'm quite happy about it, yaaay.

So today I woke up, got dressed, got on the bus, went to school, got my coffee, walked to class, and upon arriving at a locked door with the lights quite obviously off, I just about immediately facepalmed.

There has got to be a cure for absent-mindedness. Anyone know of it?

[alexandgruntz]

Obviously you're a creature of habit ;)

[descalzo]

There has got to be a cure for absent-mindedness. Anyone know of it?

Sure. I have a really good one.

First you ...

Sorry. Forgot it.

[ChatIndia]

It's common, when there is something boring in the class we can't concentrate. The only way is to either throw your teacher out of the class or change your subject to something interesting

[Twinkie]

Haha I have done that before XD

There is an epidemic of absent mindedness. The only know cure is coffee.

[ChatIndia]

No, Coffee isn't any cure for absentmindedness. He need good sleep after his class. He need to relax not to force himself to be awake by drinking coffee.

Edit: I'm sure, during his computer study subject he is attentive and when they informed him about holiday, Subjects like Maths or Chemistry was going on.

[David]

Keep a planner thingy. I have a stylish leather one with a nice notepad in the back. I'd be lost without it. Though, given the new inserts are costly at times, I'm considering moving over to a calendar application.

[ChatIndia]

Keep a planner thingy. I have a stylish leather one with a nice notepad in the back. I'd be lost without it. Though, given the new inserts are costly at times, I'm considering moving over to a calendar application.

But what if he forget to check his planner thingy at the start of the day, ha ha.......

I'm giving you some nice cure to increase your memory and brain power.
(i) Take 5 Almonds and soak them in the water for the whole night and at the morning take out the rind and chew it along with a Glass of Milk. This may help you try it.
or
(ii) Take one apple and take out its rind and left it open for 3 minutes, now you can see its surface is becoming red, that due to the formation of iron oxide (iron present in apple react with oxygen of the atmosphere), now take it. Take it regularly. On first week you will find that it is showing adverse effect and your memory (of brain) got formatted. But don't get afraid of it.

[John Klyne]

I use a Blackjack phone, fixed to tell me, where I'm supposed to be, when to get up, when to get dressed...drive to dun-kin donuts for coffee on Mondays and Thursday's while telling me to eat breakfast at a specific McDonalds on Fridays and Sundays. I have things set to tell me when to do my homework, when to work out, and when to go out, ...when to go on the comp and when to start exercising...

I have it tell me when to go for a jog, every 5AM on Monday's and 6AM on Saturdays...it tells me when to feed my dog(if I had one)...and when to call a couple friends ....my days are never same...if I can control when I do things....trust me, you should try to get yourself something like this....

My day hasn't been the same EVER...since I can remember, except for the (going to school/work part)...about the work part...I choose when to work as well...

I hate conforming to what others say, I set my own level of activity during the day. I eat, drink and sleep, whenever the program tells me to...of course I set it, to do some specific things...and well, trust me your life can become interesting and worthwhile, when you do something new everyday...every day is a mystery, but all we have is history...think of the future, live the way you wilt to live, and sing, as loud as you want to sing.

Stand up for yourself, don't beat yourself down, you are not dumb, you are just conformed to society and it's regulations to an extent you now have no clue what to do, when something is out of your usual little bubble. Don't take what I say personally, I set my own goals in life, achieve them when I choose and disregard others like disregarding and praising the air we breath.

You are not dumb, you don't need a new memory, you just need a new thought process, you need some new, more free and life encouraging externalities. You need to change the way you think, adapt to new things that come across and improve yourself socially, mentally and physically...I am all about being the alpha male it comes handy when your out in the clubs.

Take it from now you don't need a new memory, you need a thought process...set your own ANYTHING care less about what others say...you know what I'll help you for the "wonderful" guy I am...

Go to school one day, without doing your hair, taking a shower (of course don't smell), wear clothes that you are comfortable with, but not clothes you would ware on a date...if you know what I mean...then I want you to say hello, to every gorgeous chick you see in school/or hot guy you see in school. Stare into their eyes, say hello, and walk away...that is your goal...I dare you to go do this...you will feel refreshed, you will feel new, encouraged, and you will feel scared in the beginning.

You have to live your fear, so that you are later not afraid. Those are my wise words.
You gain courage to do something only after you have done something, it is impossible to have courage to do something you have not done before. Think about it...when you have courage...it is always after you did something.

You realize nothing bad can really happen, so that allows you to feel totally free, calm and in control of your own life. You can feel the blood rushing your body, and your brain, you can feel the pounding and hear the pounding of your heart.

When you reach that state, it's like a roller coaster, you gain all that excitement and tension and then at the peak, you just release it, in a flood of joy, energy and pleasure.

Harness what you know within yourself, and live the way you wilt, conform only to those you want, and do only as you would do to yourself. Do not worry, life is good, life is free...live long, and live under your own standards. Don't settle for less than what you want. You know what else...people only want what they can get. But they can only get it with some more effort. If you want a new life, or new brain, or anything new at all, you can get it, because you want it. But you also have to work to get what you want, after you know you can get it.

When I see people like yourself all over the world, doing the same thing everyday, I feel sorry for them. Most of them do not want pity, but I am still there, I watch and laugh, and at their misery. At the misery they themselves cause. You my friend, fractual life, and anyone else reading this, need not or ask what others can do to make your life better and more interesting, ask what you can make of your life with what you have. Then use what you have to get what you want, because you should now know, what a person wants, they can get.

READ THAT AGAIN, what you want, is something you can get. No matter what it is, because you want it, you will get it only, if you work for it, and towards it.

Do not be a person who follows society, and it's norms, be the one to create norms, be the one to spread what you know, as I spread what I know. Encourage others, because doing so, encourages you as well. Every good you create, or do, or act upon is good that not only you benefit from, but everyone else you come into contact with.

Sincerely with great gratitude, and thankfulness of being able to express what I know,
John Klyne,

[ChatIndia]

What a great speech it is.

then I want you to say hello, to every gorgeous chick you see in school/or hot guy you see in school. Stare into their eyes, say hello, and walk away...that is your goal...I dare you to go do this...you will feel refreshed, you will feel new, encouraged, and you will feel scared in the beginning.

Go to the next level and kiss those gorgeous chick but be careful to choose the right chick otherwise your chick and your cheek will turn red. Just kidding, don't try it.