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  1. 04-20-2010 07:49 PM #1
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    Windows Humor

    Did you know that if you play a windows installation disk backwards you hear the voices of demons?
    ...but even worse...If you play it forwards it installs windows!

    Customer: I'm running Windows...
    Helpdesk: Yes...
    Customer: ...and now my computer stopped working !
    Helpdesk: Yes, you already said that.

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    How do you fix all Windows bugs at once?
    1. mke2fs /dev/sda1
    2. deltree /y \

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  2. 04-20-2010 10:58 PM #2
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    Re: Windows Humor

    "It said I needed Windows 98 or better, so I installed Linux."

    "Windows Installer has encountered an error and needs to close."

    WINDOWS:
    Work
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    Done
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    Systems

    Microsoft broke Volkswagen's record: VW only made 22 million bugs!

    Windows: Plug And Pray...

    This is an air conditioned room. Do not open Windows.

    The nice thing about windows? It doesn't just crash - it shows a dialog box and lets you press okay first.

    Windows - push start to end session.


    Generic ones:
    Keyboard not detected, press f1/enter to continue.
    Mouse not detected, click okay to continue.
    Speakers not detected, listen to instructions for repair.
    Monitor not detected, follow onscreen directions for resolution.


    Some of the windows jokes are from here: http://www.xs4all.nl/~gelderen/micros/texts/jokes.html and are thus not my copyright. Not that there's really a copyright on windows jokes - they're all so public who knows who came up with them first?


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  3. 04-20-2010 11:53 PM #3
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    Re: Windows Humor

    No one likes Winodows CEMENT? (CE, ME, NT) *pun intended*

    Or "In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?"
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    Re: Windows Humor

    Keyboard not detected, press f1/enter to continue.
    Mouse not detected, click okay to continue.
    Speakers not detected, listen to instructions for repair.
    Monitor not detected, follow onscreen directions for resolution.
    LOL, that was hilarious.
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    Re: Windows Humor

    Quote Originally Posted by priyaa161 View Post
    LOL, that was hilarious.
    They've actually been around since when I was in elementary school - they're classic examples of what NOT to have users do when somethings broken

    The sad part? I've had programs that say that, in particular with mouse and keyboard :S


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    Windows and Gates, what a nice combination they have.
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    Re: Windows Humor

    Quote Originally Posted by Jake View Post
    In a world without walls and fences...
    Sounds like a world of naturist hippies! You can keep it, I like my Windows and Gates. And my Curtains. Hey, I have Desktop Fences too ;) (seriously, google it...)
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    Re: Windows Humor

    But we all still use windows.
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    Re: Windows Humor

    ha ha ...
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    hahahaha very good
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