Happy Thanksgiving

[carl6969]

Thanksgiving Jokes.
Stolen from various places around the web.

What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?
Turkey feathers

A turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together. "Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!"
They all asked the farmer how it tasted.
"I don't know" said the farmer. "I never could catch the darn thing!"

Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," a student wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
“Quack, quack, quack!”

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?
He gave tanks.

Note: I did not say they were good jokes....

Off to find the 8-Track Tape I have containing "Alice's Restaurant" by Arlo Guthrie.

[descalzo]

Happy Thanksgiving from the guys on the Group W bench.

[ha.ritonovaelena00750]

Laughed . Good luck in deeds .

[jbrodie35]

lol

[CoolFinalFan]

Happy Thanksgiving!!