Quote It! - Share your favorite quotes

[sankalpgarud98]

Hey there, lets start a fun thread. Here, you can post the quotes which either inspired you, or made you laugh, or you simply think it means nothing... In simple words, post the quotes here which you like...No matter who said it...
Here are some from my side...

Its not about the mountain that we conquer, Its about ourselves - 1st person to climb mt everest


If who I am is what I have and if what i have is lost, then who am I ? - anon.

I am not studying for my future, I am studying for my brain to be sharp in the future - Me.

Modern Technology, Owes Ecology An Apology...

[kinley3]

"You couldn't get me to give Al Gore a standing ovation if you clamped a piranha on my buttcheek." - Dennis Miller

[article2498]

"Bin Laden is not dead yet"

[Sharky]

"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made." - Peter Griffin

[sankalpgarud98]

n1 guys, keep them coming

[paul.romo63]

One of my favorites of all time:

No pain, No game!.

[harmony.techaccount62]

Everything is possible.

[kinley3]

The quote is "no pain, no gain." Meaning that you will achieve nothing without sacrifice and pain.

[Interscopia]

"Farting is your body's way of saying hello"

[Eugen Jung]

"<TOS> Do you agree not to upload nulled software?
<uSeR> i agree not too uplode null softwarez
* uSeR uploads nulled software.
<uSeR> why am i suspendead? Unsuspence plz" ~ myself, describing some x10Hosting users.

"Programming a game in Assembly is like God building the universe atom by atom. 'And the lord said, let there be niobium atoms there, there, and there.' " ~ Eugén Jung (that's me!) speaking about the difficult task of creating a game in Assembly language.

"I spent 8 hours programming something that was already implemented. It was hilarious, except not. I cried." ~ a post on Twitter during the Dream.Build.Play 2011 challenge.

"Find the truth. Act on it." ~ a quote from a book, I think.

"if (!success) { try { try { again(); } } }" ~ on a custom t-shirt I created a few years back, based off a similar design.

"Leave me alone or I'll replace you with a very small shell script." ~ on a t-shirt (not my own design).

"Binary: it's as easy as 01, 10, 11." ~ unknown.

"Yo mama's so stupid, when I asked her opinion of quantum chromodynamics as a non-abelian gauge theory, she thought the only group of massless quarks was SUL(Nf) x SUR(Nf) x UB(1) x UA(1)." ~ IRC user Plasma-Fox.

"Honestly I think all those people who say Bin Laden has weapons of mass destruction are stupid. Destroying mass is against the laws of thermodynamics!" ~ IRC user R0b0t1.

And one of my favourites, from IRC user NuBus:

<NuBus> Windows was funny
<NuBus> with the usb keyboard
<NuBus> I plugged it in
<NuBus> A window popped up. Windows has found a USB Composite Device!
<NuBus> Would you like to install the driver?
<NuBus> Installing driver
<NuBus> I've installed the driver!
<NuBus> Windows has found a USB Human Interface Device!
<NuBus> Would you like to install the driver?
<NuBus> Installing driver
<NuBus> I've installed the driver!
<NuBus> Windows has found a USB keyboard
<NuBus> Would you like to install the driver?
<NuBus> Installing driver
<NuBus> I've installed the driver!
<NuBus> Windows gets very excited when things work. It tells me over & over.
<NuBus> "look mum! look what I did huh huh huh I did it huh I did I did!"
<NuBus> on linux I just plugged the fricken keyboard in and started typing.