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    Fortune Cookie

    Heres a spamtastic idea: lets all post our fortunes and lucky numbers we get from our fortune cookies!
    I'll go first (I have quite a few):

    You will be happily surprised by a long time friend
    08 15 28 41 46
    2 5 8

    Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them.
    04 11 29 32 39 47
    3 5 8

    A long time admirer thinks highly of you.
    08 13 22 31 42 44
    4 7 8

    Use your talents. That's what they are intended for.
    08 16 21 34 36 45
    2 5 7

    He who loves you will follow you.
    08 16 23 32 39 50
    3 5 9

    You have executive ability.
    03 18 29 32 37 50
    3 8 9

    The riches of others makes you more valuble.
    06 11 27 35 45 50
    1 3 8

    That special someone loves to see the light in your eyes.
    07 11 23 32 39 44
    3 5 9

    You will be unusually successful in business.
    06 11 23 35 41 48
    2 5 9

    Be receptive to new ideas from all fronts.
    34, 22, 11, 7, 29, 36
    LEARN CHINESE - Sugar > Tang
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    Re: Fortune Cookie

    What's the point of this? SPAM!!!

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    Re: Fortune Cookie

    Quote Originally Posted by jaygreentree
    What's the point of this? SPAM!!!
    *PIMPSLAP!*

    You do realize it's in off topic right? Where the description is "Where the postwhores unite. Keep it clean." ?

    So what if it's spam, it's definetly in the right place >_<

    Not posting my lucky numbers cause they're doing good at winning me money right now (seriously, I'm up $50 in lottery tickets), but the best fortune I've seen is "If you think you're too small to be significant, you've never been in bed with a mosquito."

    So true it's rediculous (ever get bitten by a mosquito while sleeping? FRIGGIN ITCHY!)


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    Re: Fortune Cookie

    Quote Originally Posted by Livewire
    ...but the best fortune I've seen is "If you think you're too small to be significant, you've never been in bed with a mosquito."

    So true it's rediculous (ever get bitten by a mosquito while sleeping? FRIGGIN ITCHY!)
    FRIGGIN THE BEST FORTUNE COOKIE I'VE EVER FRIGGIN SEEN!! Seriously, I want that cookie! Good luck with the lottery.

    EDIT: Oops! Heres another one (I accidntly dropped it somewhere...?):

    Things are not always what they seem.
    04 17 29 37 42 48
    2 5 8

    EDIT AGAIN: Oh wow. I just found another one as I crawled in bed lol

    People are naturally attracted to you.
    07 14 23 33 40 48
    5 6 7
    Last edited by Joker Boy; 10-12-2006 at 12:12 AM.

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    Re: Fortune Cookie

    Fortune cookie fortunes themselves are quite lousy. Just add the suffix "-in bed" and things get much better.

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    Talking Re: Fortune Cookie

    You will be happily surprised by a long time friend...in bed.
    08 15 28 41 46
    2 5 8

    Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them...in bed.
    04 11 29 32 39 47
    3 5 8

    A long time admirer thinks highly of you...in bed.
    08 13 22 31 42 44
    4 7 8

    Use your talents. That's what they are intended for...in bed.
    08 16 21 34 36 45
    2 5 7

    He who loves you will follow you...in bed.
    08 16 23 32 39 50
    3 5 9

    You have executive ability...in bed.
    03 18 29 32 37 50
    3 8 9

    The riches of others makes you more valuble...in bed.
    06 11 27 35 45 50
    1 3 8

    That special someone loves to see the light in your eyes...in bed.
    07 11 23 32 39 44
    3 5 9

    You will be unusually successful in business...in bed.
    06 11 23 35 41 48
    2 5 9

    Be receptive to new ideas from all fronts...in bed.
    34, 22, 11, 7, 29, 36
    LEARN CHINESE - Sugar > Tang (in bed)


    Lol! You're right! :laugh:

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