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[England Bombings]
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Mother: “Quick foos! Into teh shelter!”
Edmund: “Sif I get faja!”
Peter: “No foo! Teh bombs will teh pwn u!
Mother: “OMG! No! Come bak 2 teh shelter!”
Peter: “Worry not! I will get him!”
**Peter chases Edmund into house.
**Bomb explodes as Edmund grabs picture of father.
Peter: “c’mon Ed! Sif lets move!”
[Later at Train Station]
Mother: “Lucy, listen to Susan or she will teh pwn u.”
Mother: “Edmund, listen to Peter or he will teh pwn u.”
Mother: “Peter, take care of ur siblings.”
Peter: “g2g! our train is here”
[at Professor’s house/mansion/palace]
Wife: “We got several rules here. Don’t touch teh artifacts.”
**Susan reaches out to touch a sculpture
Wife: “OMG NOOOOOOO!”
Peter: “PWNT!”
[hours later]
Lucy: “I’m teh bored. Lets play hide and seek.”
Peter: “okay…but I will teh pwn u!”
Edmund: “rofl.”
**all go and hide as Peter counts
**Edmund hides behind window right as Lucy gets there…pushes her out of way
Edmund: “N00b lol.”
**Lucy runs and hides in a spare room with the wardrobe in it.
**hides in wardrobe.
[in Narnia]
**meets Mr. Tumnus the fawn. Fawn is frightened terribly.
Lucy: “Omg wut is up with all these noobs l8ly?”
Tumnus: “Me? Noob? Wtf is a noob? How about u have tea with me?”
Lucy: “can’t. g2g.”
Tumnus: “pl0x?”
Lucy: “kk. Just for a bit.”
[in Mr. Tumnus’ cave]
Tumnus: “Would u like 2 hear sum music?”
Lucy: “yes pl0x!”
**Tumnus plays vigorously as Lucy falls asleep.
**Tumnus begins to cry because he is kidnapping her.
Lucy: “why the f*** r u crying?”
Tumnus: “cuz of something I’m doing.”
Lucy: “wtf r u doing?”
Tumnus: “Pking u.”
[outside professor’s house, playing cricket]
**Peter bowls ball and hits Edmund.
Edmund: “0mg u noob! If u do that again…”
Peter: “Sif I will pwn u newb!”
**Peter bowls ball and Edmund hits it…hard.
Edmund: “Teh p0wnz0rz!”
**Cricket ball flies through and breaks a window in professor’s home.
Peter: “lmao.”
Edmund: “RUN!”
[in Narnia]
**all hide in wardrobe.
**all end up in Narnia.
All: “WTF?!”
Lucy: “told u it was r34l!”
All: “WTF!?”
Lucy: “ph34r! teh wh1t3 w1tch!”
[part when teh wh1t3 w1tch is after teh group]
Wh1t3 W1tch: “1 4m t3h wh1t3 w1tch! 1 sp34k 0nly 1n t3h l33t!”
Lucy: “ph34r!”
Edmund: “I w4nt m0r3 Turkish delight!”
Wh1t3 W1tch: “N0 m0r3 turk1sh d3l1ght! U r teh g4yz0rz!”
Edmund: “****.”
Lucy: “WTF Edmund?! U dare join them? Their leet is taking u over! we must stop it!”
3 |) |\/| u |\| |): “AGGHHH!”
Lucy: “Aslan! W3 n33d teh Aslan!”
**Aslan arrives.
Aslan: “Grrrrrrr!”
**mighty roar. Wh1t3 W1tch flees and later they meet in camp.
[l8r in rogue camp]
**Wh1t3 W1tch is escorted down isle to Aslan.
Aslan: “The blood shall be repaid…in my blood. Not Edmund's."
W1t3 W1tch: “3v3n b3tt3r…”
[Stone Table sacrificing Aslan]
Minions: *chanting* “D34th 2 Aslan!”
Minions: *chanting* “D34th 2 Aslan!”
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Susan: *watching scene* “0mg! 0mg! OMG! They r going to PK him!”
Lucy: “NOOOOOOOO!”
Aslan has logged out.
[next morning as Aslan is still dead]
Lucy: “maybe I can give him some mage juice to revive him.”
Susan: “Its 2 l8. They’ve already pked him.”
Lucy: “No fair! They’re using wall hax!”
Wh1t3 W1tch: *out of nowhere* “D34th 2 haxxorz!”
Wh1t3 W1tch has logged out.
Susan: “STFU.”
[l8r at major battle]
Peter: “I must lead them!”
Strange creature whose name I don’t know: “Yes! You must!”
**all charge into battle
Susan has logged on as Admin.
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Fawn has disconnected.
Peter: “omg! We’re pwning! We’re pking them! Hahah!”
Fawn: “here comes Aslan! Yay!”
Wh1t3 W1tch: “WTF?! Holy ****! F***! Dam!”
Wh1t3 W1tch has been temporarily banned for use of inappropriate language.
**Peter receives a pop-up notifying him of a new PM.
Peter: *reading PM* “From: Minion. To: Peter. ‘****! *** hole! Omg I will pwn ur ****ing ***!!111’
Minion’s PM system has been disabled.
Minion has been kicked from the battle field.
[afterwards]
**Peter, Susan, Edmond, and Lucy have all grown up to 20 years more of age.
Peter: “Hey Lu, u remember when we pwnt that w1tch?”
Edmond: “LOL.”
Lucy: “yeah, she was such a noob.”
Susan: “rofl.”
Peter: “I am quite the rofl waffle!”
**All exit wardrobe.
3nd!!111
Originally Posted by Joker Boy
