Some FUnny stuff

[SEÑOR]

Ok so I got acouple of funny stuff. My friends are all listening to this Tai My Shu Guy. I heard 2 of his things they are actually funny, they mare not racist, I dont think so anyways, and they are by a chinese guy so, yeah.

Song 1:
Chinese Freestyle
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCnxLapp0HY)

Yat, y, sam

Microphone testing

1-2-3

In the place to be

whusup everbody? My name is Tai Mai Shu!

and I am going to be rapping for u today jus' a lil' freestyle

but first and foremost i'd like to thank Roadie style beyond compare

for geting my belt back and helping me promotion my skills

and in return i will teach them how to make one million dollars

And when you hear it you be like wow! I don't believe! So simple!

no skilled involved at all I could've thought of that my self

and then u be like what? What the hell? I don't believe!



Check it out though



I was cruisin down the street in my impala

they ask me who the girl in the car its jus my baby momma

I don't give a **** about the hoe!

I sock that ***** in the jaw by surprise and pull the nails out ya toes

cus im to slick, gimme the hebbijebbies,

break in all the houses, steal all the TVs

Kick you daddy in the peepee, ya so u can see see

I run the corner n laughing hee hee, hee hee

get ur momma in a head lock o a full nelson

then i rip yor nipple out like chinese dude named wilson

then i rape his momma cus im too sexy

ish son take da dull ****!

Then I'm back in my impala, sickest ass '82

saw my friend young, his first name is eggfoo

alotta people don't like him, but i don't give a ****

cus i stole you tv It's in my bubblegum bunker



I wish today was sunday so i can get a cheeseburger fo...

39 cents!

at mcdonalds (baby!)

and i wish it was wednesday so i can get a hamburger fo..

29cents!

at mcdonalds (baby!)



We will fight alone just as we used to do in those days

alright, fight just like we used to



i was talkin to this girl, they say she want to kick it.

i bust a nut in her eyeball and say u full of bull ****

then she look at me and she say **** you.

i say no way i have to go to school.

im a happy chinese boy, i have alot to talk about

try to argue wit me i say get the hell out!

i likea old schoo(schoo), i likea new schoo(schoo),

mygirlfriend like my name, Nihon Tai Mai Shu

if want to take a look, i like to eat jaokk

what the hell make you say bookbookbook

i take my skill serious and always not for fun

i like to eat cho fun and ho jo yu wonton



chinese student go to school early in the morning

and I like to play kick ball inside the school yard

chinese student do homework and they study real hard

i walk by these good looking girls

and they say you smell like moth balls!



wow you do fight well

yeah whatever dude jus gimme a ****in cup o' lice



I wish today was sunday so i can get a cheeseburger fo...

39 cents!

at mcdonalds (baby!)

and i wish it was wednesday so i can get a hamburger fo..

29cents!

at mcdonalds (baby!)



all my real chinese throw your hands up throw your hand up

all my real live chinese people throw your hands up

hong kong people throw your hands up throw you hands up throw your hands up

chinese people, japanese people, every people

throw them hand up



we wire! I am a warrior! we flashing on them!

i got 4's 4's so u kids dont going

i am real hard! peace outside! damn u! U know what im say.

Song 2
well this is more of a prank call.
*rrring*
hello may i help you
chickety china the chinese chicken
sorry
chickety china chinese chicken, you have
what do you mean
chickety china the chinese chicken have a drumstick and your brain
starts clicking, you have?
no
chickety china the chinese chicken
chinese chicken?
chickety china chinese chicken
i dont understand what you mean
chickety china the chinese chicken (repeat until end of first call)


ALso sonme blonde jokes I heard today.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted.

What do you call a brunette standing between two blondes?
An interpreter.

How does a blonde get hurt raking leaves?
She falls out of the tree!

Did you hear the one about the blonde who had a bumper sticker that said, "ALL BLONDES AREN'T DUMB?"
No one could read it because it was hung upside-down.

Why did the blonde climb over the chainlink fence?
To see what was on the other side.

Did you hear about the blonde who tried to kill herself?
She jumped out a basement window.

Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

What’s an intelligent blonde?
A Golden Retriever.

Thats some funny stuff I think.

[waster]

so funny :P *lol*

[monky91]

I dont feel it funny at all

[waster]

"that's my shoes ..." *lol*
i watched a lot of video clips about this Chinese Freestyle ;)

P.S: you saw saw before now see saw two too!

[monky91]

P.S: you saw saw before now see saw two too!

erm... may I know what do you mean by this sentence? Its so saw saw?? :dunno:

edited : the song are actually cantonese.... with the slank of it.

Tai ma shu : the big shoe size

Yat yi sam : 1 , 2, 3

[Bonekhan]

Lmfao. I had to download those to keep for future reference! :D

[omnirom]

I dont feel it funny at all

Different people find different things funny.

ie: I find this funny. :laugh:

[Bonekhan]

Different people find different things funny.

ie: I find this funny. :laugh:

Wow... so stupid it was funny :nuts:

[SEÑOR]

I find it hilarious, Yat Y Sam Microphone testing 1 2 3. Im gonna do alitle free sty-o. Its sio funny. But as mentioned, different people find different things funny.

[Brandon]

Nie one dude....