save the person above you!

[zelda4evr]

So.. this is a forum game. The point is for everyone to tell how they are going to save the previous person and what is endangering them because of doing so, so that the next person can do the same. It goes like this:

A: Help I'm about to be eaten by a big chicken!
B: I shoot the chicken but now he's after me! Save me!

So... Let's start.

A giant muffin is trying to eat me!

[QueenHawkeye]

I eat the giant muffin, and now a colony of giant ants are after me!

[Synkc]

I quickly hold up a giant magnifying glass and torch the colony of giant ants, but now the heat is burning me.

[zelda4evr]

i put a giant rock in the sky to shield the sun, but now im freezing!

[Dazz]

I hold up a huge mirror and deflect the sun so we are warm, but my arms are weak

[Swiblet]

I broke the mirror into shards, but the shards are falling on/through me, ripping out my spleen, splaying my stomach fluid across the floor, and puncturing my pancreas.

~~Ben
PS: I am in a bad mood >.> Shaddap. xD

[zelda4evr]

i sew you back up with my super ninja sewing skills but i poked my finger with the needle

[ryoko126]

I pay for your hospital bills but now I'm falling into debt.

[Swiblet]

I sold your most of your organs to the black market to pay for your hospital bills so you can die without regret from organ failure and blood loss, and for some reason, tuberculosis, but now, I'm being chased by the cops for my black-market dealing =(

~~Ben

[zelda4evr]

i convince the cops that it was fidel castro and not you...but now fidels thugs are after me