Naughty Answers

[tittat]

i am not the author of this content.One of my friend send it to me.







Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says : "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".





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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, " send me a brother". Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER".





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What is the definition of Mistress? Someone between the Mister and Mattress





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Husband asks his wife:"Do u know that the word WIFE stands for:


W ithoutInformation Fighting Every-time ... Wife responded:


"No,...... It means: With Idiot For Ever !!!"





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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, but Panic is when both are pregnant.


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Grammer Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period? Kid: Yeah,once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.



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A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential? Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that IS confidential.

[networker]

Those were good.

[Coldfirezz]

Those are very good.

[VPmase]

LMAO I love the last one.

[tittat]

LMAO I love the last one.

ha ha...but dont become confidential father.....

[calvinvandermeer]

Here is a funny joke that I know:
A guy in a bar is trying to console a friend who has just found his wife
in bed with another man.
"Get over it, buddy," he says, "It's not the end of the world."
"It's all right for you to say," answers his buddy. "But what
if you came home one night and caught another man in bed with
your wife?"
The guy ponders for a moment, then says, "I'd break his cane
and kick his seeing-eye dog in the head."

[DarkDragonLord]

rofl xD
i've loved some of them.. I understood all them, except for this one:

"What is the definition of Mistress? Someone between the Mister and Mattress"

darn low vocabulary. whats mattress.

[javajenius]

A mattress is a mat or pad, usually placed atop a bed, upon which to sleep or lie.

Lol these jokes are good.

[tnl2k7]

A mattress is a mat or pad, usually placed atop a bed, upon which to sleep or lie.

Lol these jokes are good.

That was very precise :P

I love the jokes, very good.

[tittat]

rofl xD
i've loved some of them.. I understood all them, except for this one:

"What is the definition of Mistress? Someone between the Mister and Mattress"

darn low vocabulary. whats mattress.

Mistress means a married woman.
Mattress means a bed.

And the defintion of mistress is Someone between the Mister and Mattress.

i.e. someone in between a mister and bed.
So you get the idea.is it?