11th husband

**IonCannon218** · 08-14-2008 04:22 PM

The 11th Husband

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband 'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin'.

'What?' said the puzzled groom.
'How can that be if you've been married ten times.?'

'Well, husband # 1 was a Sales Rep;
he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

'Husband # 2 was in Software Services;
he wasn't sure how it was suppose to function;
but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

'Husband # 3 was from Field Services;
he said that everything checked out,
but he just couldn't get the system up.

'Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing;
even though he knew he had the order,
he didn't know when he could deliver.

'Husband # 5 was an Engineer,
he understood the basic process
but he wanted three years to research
and design a new state of the-art method.

'Husband #6 was from Administration;
he thought he knew how
but wasn't sure if it was his job or not.

'Husband # 7 was in Marketing;
although he had a product,
he was never sure how to position it.

'Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist;
all he did was talk about it.

'Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist;
all he did was look at it.

'Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector;
all he ever did was...
God I miss him.

' But now that I've married you, I'm so excited'.

'Wonderful', said the husband, 'but why?

'You're with the 'GOVERNMENT'..

This time I KNOW I'M gonna get screwed!

**GG-Xtreme** · 08-14-2008 06:35 PM

:laugh:

**Smith6612** · 08-14-2008 07:58 PM

LOL one of the funniest things I've ever read. All of the people above are all high paying jobs. But with the government now, just wait until something wrong happens.