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[John Klyne]

Okay, I am just wondering if anything here is good...it is for my Pickup Artists blog...

Tell me if you think some should not be used or not used on the blog I am still creating. (Located in my signature).

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You: Hey, can I ask you a question?
She: Sure!
You: Are you single?
She: Why?
You: Well, I know someone who I think would REALLY find you attractive. He's nice,
    funny, interesting... and I think you might like him. (smile in a knowing way) - Do you have email?
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You: Hey, can I ask you a quick question?
She: Sure!
You: Are you single?
She: Why?
You: Well … I know someone who I think would REALLY like you and if you're single
    then you should consider having coffee with him. (smile in a knowing way)
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YOU: "Hey, can I ask you a quick question?" [leaning back and playing it cool, talking cool and slow]
HER: "Sure"
YOU" [pause pause pause for suspense] Are you single? [stone cold straight face]
HER: Well, um...
YOU: I'll take that as a yes... [nodding, sly smile]
HER: [Laughter]
YOU: Well, I just happen to know someone that I think might really like you...
    if you're more than just a pretty face, that is... He's funny, has great taste,
    and I think you'd like him... I'd love to sit down and get your life story,
    but I'm on my way somewhere... do you have email? [very cool, calm tone of voice]
HER: Yes.
YOU: Great... [takes out pen]... write it down for me, and I'll have, uh [clears throat]
    HIM send you an email." [Get email and wish the lady a good day.] 
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You: Hi there, you're cuter than the average woman that I see in the produce section... are you friendly?
Her: Ha ha... well, sometimes.
You: So, are you shopping for a special occasion, or is this just a routine produce visit?
Her: No, just here for some fruit.
You: Nice. Are you from the area?
Her: Yea.
You: Are you from here originally?
Her: Born and raised.
You: Well, it was nice meeting you... and enjoy your mango...
Her: Thanks.
You: Hey... do you have email?
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You (to girl behind counter during line-up in coffee shop): Hey, since you like me
    and this line is always long, how about if I just walk to the front from
    now on and you give me free coffee?
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You: Hi … You know,  I realize you are probably shy because you get no attention
    from men whatsoever … So I thought I'd come over and pay some attention to you.
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You: Hi, you are … [wait 1 sec] … really … [wait 3 sec & look her in the eyes] … beautiful
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You: What's with the big purse? Are you carrying a gun in there?
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[in a club] You: I'm sure that every drunk dumbass and his 9 friends have been bothering you,
    but I just wanted to say that you're fantastically beautiful and I wanted to find out
    what you are like. 
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You: I know that every drunk idiot has been bothering you, but I think you are
    ( wait 2 sec while looking her right in the eyes) beautiful so I wanted
    to find out what you were like

I wrapped it in code, tell me if you think any of these are cheesy in a way or anything like that. If you have some of your own pick up lines...please feel free to share it so that I can add it to my blog.

Thanks.