Re: Drupal's "HTTP request status" Fails, What can I do?
You ought to be able to get the auto-updater to work on Premium. The PHP function required to make it work has been disabled on the free hosting service because people were using it to do all sorts of things they shouldn't have been doing (like man-in-the-middle phishing proxies -- well, proxies in general, really -- content theft, and so on). It's unfortunate that people with legitimate uses for things get locked out, but the setting is server-wide, so actions to stop abuse also stop use.
Luckily, four bucks a month is enough to stop them more-or-less dead in their tracks. (Well, it's not so much the monthly fee, but the fact that they have to buy ahead and know that they're going to be booted without recourse in a matter of hours or days.)
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