Recent content by fractalfeline

I don't think I have a Smith in my ancestry, much less 6612 of them! I guess Mattura!

You receive a robotic rat. I insert a punch card.

You get a gold bar! I insert an insert!

Is it too obvious?

Howdy

Did I necro this thread?

If you really knew me I'd bake you a cake, because that would be wonderful!

Nope. I guess someone who posts here regularly!

Monkeys break bananas over their Noses and open their mouth so they flap the pudding between their feet and hands. This is boring. Monkeys fling

Two consenting adults getting a piece of paper that allows them a tax cut and and a few other legal perks? Why do we care if they do or not? It's not like hetero marriages don't violate the "sanctity" of marriage by entering into it frivolously and ending it for trivial reasons, right?

I haven't kept up with politics, but I know there is good and bad associated with his presidency. Show me a contender worth voting for and maybe I'd vote for them. Otherwise I think I won't vote; no time to read up on everything and thus no informed opinion on the matter. Besides, most...

You get a makeshift lockpick. I insert some bottlecaps.

You get complaints of boredom. I insert said complaints...

Well, the pigs would start flying, for sure.

The problem with Communism is that it's even more wide-open to corruption than the status quo. It would be heavenly if everyone did their part, shared the load, and the people in charge of redistributing the resources did so fairly. Alas there are flaws with all three of those critical areas, in...