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Once upon a time there was a linux distro, named Tux, 'cause the distributor can't think of a better, catchier name. Soon this Tux gained popularity, and for the first time it was installed on a PC. The guy who created this distro was a monkey robot. Because of that, Tux acted like it was a headless chicken. Everyone began to stop using it for a while, and started using opensuse, unfortunately the monkey robot who created this got angry then made a better linux distro called The Terminator. This distro hacked into the computers of Windows, and turned them into evil machines that sought to destroy everything. It got the launch codes for the "Nevada Proving Ground" where it started to destroy skyscrapers. Quickly, the tux distro intervened to stop the madness The Terminator was causing. It was able to inject code into the Terminator, hence the destruction stopping code meant that the rest of the skyscrapers are supposed to be safe but they are not in anyway safe at all because of a ham going around smashing everything it sees. Because the ham was also created by the same guy, but made indestructible, it couldn't be stopped by tux, meaning that Earth was doomed.
 

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Once upon a time there was a linux distro, named Tux, 'cause the distributor can't think of a better, catchier name. Soon this Tux gained popularity, and for the first time it was installed on a PC. The guy who created this distro was a monkey robot. Because of that, Tux acted like it was a headless chicken. Everyone began to stop using it for a while, and started using opensuse, unfortunately the monkey robot who created this got angry then made a better linux distro called The Terminator. This distro hacked into the computers of Windows, and turned them into evil machines that sought to destroy everything. It got the launch codes for the "Nevada Proving Ground" where it started to destroy skyscrapers. Quickly, the tux distro intervened to stop the madness The Terminator was causing. It was able to inject code into the Terminator, hence the destruction stopping code meant that the rest of the skyscrapers are supposed to be safe but they are not in anyway safe at all because of a ham going around smashing everything it sees. Because the ham was also created by the same guy, but made indestructible, it couldn't be stopped by tux, meaning that Earth was doomed. Fortunately a new distro called ubuntu
 

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Once upon a time there was a linux distro, named Tux, 'cause the distributor can't think of a better, catchier name. Soon this Tux gained popularity, and for the first time it was installed on a PC. The guy who created this distro was a monkey robot. Because of that, Tux acted like it was a headless chicken. Everyone began to stop using it for a while, and started using opensuse, unfortunately the monkey robot who created this got angry then made a better linux distro called The Terminator. This distro hacked into the computers of Windows, and turned them into evil machines that sought to destroy everything. It got the launch codes for the "Nevada Proving Ground" where it started to destroy skyscrapers. Quickly, the tux distro intervened to stop the madness The Terminator was causing. It was able to inject code into the Terminator, hence the destruction stopping code meant that the rest of the skyscrapers are supposed to be safe but they are not in anyway safe at all because of a ham going around smashing everything it sees. Because the ham was also created by the same guy, but made indestructible, it couldn't be stopped by tux, meaning that Earth was doomed. Fortunately a new distro called ubuntu rolled in and created...
 

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Once upon a time there was a linux distro, named Tux, 'cause the distributor can't think of a better, catchier name. Soon this Tux gained popularity, and for the first time it was installed on a PC. The guy who created this distro was a monkey robot. Because of that, Tux acted like it was a headless chicken. Everyone began to stop using it for a while, and started using opensuse, unfortunately the monkey robot who created this got angry then made a better linux distro called The Terminator. This distro hacked into the computers of Windows, and turned them into evil machines that sought to destroy everything. It got the launch codes for the "Nevada Proving Ground" where it started to destroy skyscrapers. Quickly, the tux distro intervened to stop the madness The Terminator was causing. It was able to inject code into the Terminator, hence the destruction stopping code meant that the rest of the skyscrapers are supposed to be safe but they are not in anyway safe at all because of a ham going around smashing everything it sees. Because the ham was also created by the same guy, but made indestructible, it couldn't be stopped by tux, meaning that Earth was doomed. Fortunately a new distro called ubuntu rolled in and created an AI which really likes ham,
 

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Once upon a time there was a linux distro, named Tux, 'cause the distributor can't think of a better, catchier name. Soon this Tux gained popularity, and for the first time it was installed on a PC. The guy who created this distro was a monkey robot. Because of that, Tux acted like it was a headless chicken. Everyone began to stop using it for a while, and started using opensuse, unfortunately the monkey robot who created this got angry then made a better linux distro called The Terminator. This distro hacked into the computers of Windows, and turned them into evil machines that sought to destroy everything. It got the launch codes for the "Nevada Proving Ground" where it started to destroy skyscrapers. Quickly, the tux distro intervened to stop the madness The Terminator was causing. It was able to inject code into the Terminator, hence the destruction stopping code meant that the rest of the skyscrapers are supposed to be safe but they are not in anyway safe at all because of a ham going around smashing everything it sees. Because the ham was also created by the same guy, but made indestructible, it couldn't be stopped by tux, meaning that Earth was doomed. Fortunately a new distro called ubuntu rolled in and created an AI which really likes ham, which then went
 

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Once upon a time there was a linux distro, named Tux, 'cause the distributor can't think of a better, catchier name. Soon this Tux gained popularity, and for the first time it was installed on a PC. The guy who created this distro was a monkey robot. Because of that, Tux acted like it was a headless chicken. Everyone began to stop using it for a while, and started using opensuse, unfortunately the monkey robot who created this got angry then made a better linux distro called The Terminator. This distro hacked into the computers of Windows, and turned them into evil machines that sought to destroy everything. It got the launch codes for the "Nevada Proving Ground" where it started to destroy skyscrapers. Quickly, the tux distro intervened to stop the madness The Terminator was causing. It was able to inject code into the Terminator, hence the destruction stopping code meant that the rest of the skyscrapers are supposed to be safe but they are not in anyway safe at all because of a ham going around smashing everything it sees. Because the ham was also created by the same guy, but made indestructible, it couldn't be stopped by tux, meaning that Earth was doomed. Fortunately a new distro called ubuntu rolled in and created an AI which really likes ham, which then went and ate the ham, thus
 

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Once upon a time there was a linux distro, named Tux, 'cause the distributor can't think of a better, catchier name. Soon this Tux gained popularity, and for the first time it was installed on a PC. The guy who created this distro was a monkey robot. Because of that, Tux acted like it was a headless chicken. Everyone began to stop using it for a while, and started using opensuse, unfortunately the monkey robot who created this got angry then made a better linux distro called The Terminator. This distro hacked into the computers of Windows, and turned them into evil machines that sought to destroy everything. It got the launch codes for the "Nevada Proving Ground" where it started to destroy skyscrapers. Quickly, the tux distro intervened to stop the madness The Terminator was causing. It was able to inject code into the Terminator, hence the destruction stopping code meant that the rest of the skyscrapers are supposed to be safe but they are not in anyway safe at all because of a ham going around smashing everything it sees. Because the ham was also created by the same guy, but made indestructible, it couldn't be stopped by tux, meaning that Earth was doomed. Fortunately a new distro called ubuntu rolled in and created an AI which really likes ham, which then went and ate the ham, thus killing ham and...
 

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Once upon a time there was a linux distro, named Tux, 'cause the distributor can't think of a better, catchier name. Soon this Tux gained popularity, and for the first time it was installed on a PC. The guy who created this distro was a monkey robot. Because of that, Tux acted like it was a headless chicken. Everyone began to stop using it for a while, and started using opensuse, unfortunately the monkey robot who created this got angry then made a better linux distro called The Terminator. This distro hacked into the computers of Windows, and turned them into evil machines that sought to destroy everything. It got the launch codes for the "Nevada Proving Ground" where it started to destroy skyscrapers. Quickly, the tux distro intervened to stop the madness The Terminator was causing. It was able to inject code into the Terminator, hence the destruction stopping code meant that the rest of the skyscrapers are supposed to be safe but they are not in anyway safe at all because of a ham going around smashing everything it sees. Because the ham was also created by the same guy, but made indestructible, it couldn't be stopped by tux, meaning that Earth was doomed. Fortunately a new distro called ubuntu rolled in and created an AI which really likes ham, which then went and ate the ham, thus killing ham and saving the world from the brink of destruction.
 

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Once upon a time there was a piece of paper.
 

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Once upon a time there was a piece of paper. There was also a blue pencil sitting...
 

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Once upon a time there was a piece of paper. There was also a blue pencil sitting beside it. Unfortunately, the blue pencil has not been used for a long while so...
 

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Once upon a time there was a piece of paper. There was also a blue pencil sitting beside it. Unfortunately, the blue pencil has not been used for a long while so the tip had...
 

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Once upon a time there was a piece of paper. There was also a blue pencil sitting beside it. Unfortunately, the blue pencil had not been used for a long time so the tip had mutated into a ballpoint pen tip. This made the person who decided to use it
 

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Once upon a time there was a piece of paper. There was also a blue pencil sitting beside it. Unfortunately, the blue pencil had not been used for a long time so the tip had mutated into a ballpoint pen tip. This made the person who decided to use it for doing weird
 

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Once upon a time there was a piece of paper. There was also a blue pencil sitting beside it. Unfortunately, the blue pencil had not been used for a long time so the tip had mutated into a ballpoint pen tip. This made the person who decided to use it for doing weird and sick fantasies even more wicked with the pen. He picked up the mutated pen...
 

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Once upon a time there was a piece of paper. There was also a blue pencil sitting beside it. Unfortunately, the blue pencil had not been used for a long time so the tip had mutated into a ballpoint pen tip. This made the person who decided to use it for doing weird and sick fantasies even more wicked with the pen. He picked up the mutated pen and began to...
 

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Once upon a time there was a piece of paper. There was also a blue pencil sitting beside it. Unfortunately, the blue pencil had not been used for a long time so the tip had mutated into a ballpoint pen tip. This made the person who decided to use it for doing weird and sick fantasies even more wicked with the pen. He picked up the mutated pen and began to write his usual malevolent writings. He proceeded to begin writing when...
 
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