Vending Machine (Game)

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Your face slowly melts away leaving just a smooth, featureless, round piece of skin!

I insert a Puffin
 

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You get an opened and empty tin of kippers.

I insert Richard, the current Earl Grey (and say "hot" while doing so).
 
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You are suprised to actually recieve a "hot" cup of earl grey.

I insert the large lump of blutack sitting on my desk.
 
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you get a meta-vending machine.

I insert all the text messages I have ever received
 

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You get an aphasic but self-aware spell checker with severe anger management issues.

I insert a tesseract.
 

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you get a program written in assembly language which you can't make head or tail of

I insert a smart tv
 

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you get some regular shoes attatched to severed horse legs, there is also a note saying sorry that the experiment failed.

I insert the mood that I am in...
 
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