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Well, it is now time to post a few of the holiday jokes which I have stolen from various places around the web. How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb? Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down. Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the...

Thanksgiving Jokes. Stolen from various places around the web. What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called? Turkey feathers A turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never...

Do you remember when... An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano Memory was something you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy You hoped nobody found out Compress was something you...

"CHICAGO — "Stayin' Alive" might be more true to its name than the Bee Gees ever could have guessed: At 103 beats per minute, the old disco song has almost the perfect rhythm to help jump-start a stopped heart." Study: Bee Gees' 'Stayin' Alive' Has Perfect Beat for CPR "Gilbert said he...

In honor of the 37th Annual World Championship Goat Cook Off happening today in Brady, Texas here are a few goat jokes. What do you call a goat that lip-syncs? Billy Vanilli. What do you call a goat at sea? Billy Ocean. What do you call an unemployed goat? Billy Idol. What do you get...

I am using Ubuntu 10.04 LTS on a computer that is less than a year old and had plenty of memory and processor power. My preferred browser is Firefox 3.63 for Ubuntu. Whenever I login to the x10Hosting forums everything loads quickly and runs very smoothly until I view 3 or 4 threads and then...

Warning About Dihydrogen Monoxide Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid...

Guess there is no other way of resolving the problems so I will completely delete my free hosting account and sign up for a new one later. Account Deletion Request - Please delete my free hosting account. cPanel username: carl6969 ( X ) Inserting an X inside the parentheses signifies that I...

Somebody please upgrade my free hosting account to the new adfree package and verify that the upgrade was successful. Thanks.

This story was distributed by Associated Press yesterday and I found it amusing. Computers in companies, hospitals and schools around the world got stuck repeatedly rebooting themselves Wednesday after an antivirus program identified a normal Windows file as a virus. McAfee Inc. confirmed that...

Did you know that if you play a windows installation disk backwards you hear the voices of demons? ...but even worse...If you play it forwards it installs windows! Customer: I'm running Windows... Helpdesk: Yes... Customer: ...and now my computer stopped working ! Helpdesk: Yes, you already...

128 MB Lexar Jump Drive. A few days ago I was transferring music files from my Ubuntu Linux PC to an Apple Mac Book using the above mentioned jump drive. The jump drive was successfully loaded with files from the Ubuntu machine and transferred to the Apple several times. After each transfer I...

Google changes name to Topeka "Early last month the mayor of Topeka, Kansas stunned the world by announcing that his city was changing its name to Google. We’ve been wondering ever since how best to honor that moving gesture. Today Google has officially changed our name to Topeka." From...

Are the side banners in the forum supposed to appear and disappear on mouseover or has my browser just gone wacky?

I have been having a lot of problems with forged email lately. Email that, (based on the return address and most of the headers), appears to come from one or more of the domains on my VPS. I have Spam Assassin set up and it is catching most of the normal spam, but the forged email's are getting...

Yesterday evening my VPS was moved to the new DC / Server setup. For those of you who are interested, possibly concerned, about this process, I would like to say that everything went as smoothly as could be expected. Support notified me immediately upon completion and gave me a link to the...

For about the last 6 hours.... Cannot reach any of my websites. Cannot login to HyperVM. ( http://rain.x10hosting.com). Page does not fully load. I can access Client Area (clients.x10hosting.com) after VERY slow page load but cannot access VPS Control Panel, and cannot access the support ticket...