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[Smith6612]

Once upon a time there was an awesome gamer who liked to programm in php. His friend asked him, "If you are a gamer why do you care about web programming?" He responded, "How else am I going to sell my awesome games if I can't even bring myself to stop with php coding?" His friend replied, "why not hire someone else to play your games while you create your site?" After a moment of thought he explained "Because I don't want to hire some n00b that will team kill all day, and lag my internets."

 

[Garenthino]

Once upon a time there was an awesome gamer who liked to programm in php. His friend asked him, "If you are a gamer why do you care about web programming?" He responded, "How else am I going to sell my awesome games if I can't even bring myself to stop with php coding?" His friend replied, "why not hire someone else to play your games while you create your site?" After a moment of thought he explained "Because I don't want to hire some n00b that will team kill all day, and lag my internets." His friend saw the logic and queried "Why not--

 

[Smith6612]

Once upon a time there was an awesome gamer who liked to programm in php. His friend asked him, "If you are a gamer why do you care about web programming?" He responded, "How else am I going to sell my awesome games if I can't even bring myself to stop with php coding?" His friend replied, "why not hire someone else to play your games while you create your site?" After a moment of thought he explained "Because I don't want to hire some n00b that will team kill all day, and lag my internets." His friend saw the logic and queried "Why not find someone to code your site then, and then you can find a host?"

 

[Garenthino]

Once upon a time there was an awesome gamer who liked to programm in php. His friend asked him, "If you are a gamer why do you care about web programming?" He responded, "How else am I going to sell my awesome games if I can't even bring myself to stop with php coding?" His friend replied, "why not hire someone else to play your games while you create your site?" After a moment of thought he explained "Because I don't want to hire some n00b that will team kill all day, and lag my internets." His friend saw the logic and queried "Why not find someone to code your site then, and then you can find a host?" The gamer looked at him blankly and replied--

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[Smith6612]

Once upon a time there was an awesome gamer who liked to programm in php. His friend asked him, "If you are a gamer why do you care about web programming?" He responded, "How else am I going to sell my awesome games if I can't even bring myself to stop with php coding?" His friend replied, "why not hire someone else to play your games while you create your site?" After a moment of thought he explained "Because I don't want to hire some n00b that will team kill all day, and lag my internets." His friend saw the logic and queried "Why not find someone to code your site then, and then you can find a host?" The gamer looked at him blankly and replied "Well, sure, as it'll allow me to find a reliable host and play my games then."

 

[Garenthino]

Once upon a time there was an awesome gamer who liked to programm in php. His friend asked him, "If you are a gamer why do you care about web programming?" He responded, "How else am I going to sell my awesome games if I can't even bring myself to stop with php coding?" His friend replied, "why not hire someone else to play your games while you create your site?" After a moment of thought he explained "Because I don't want to hire some n00b that will team kill all day, and lag my internets." His friend saw the logic and queried "Why not find someone to code your site then, and then you can find a host?" The gamer looked at him blankly and replied "Well, sure, as it'll allow me to find a reliable host and play my games then."
So off to google he went. After searching for a few hours, the best--

 

[Smith6612]

a gamer why do you care about web programming?" He responded, "How else am I going to sell my awesome games if I can't even bring myself to stop with php coding?" His friend replied, "why not hire someone else to play your games while you create your site?" After a moment of thought he explained "Because I don't want to hire some n00b that will team kill all day, and lag my internets." His friend saw the logic and queried "Why not find someone to code your site then, and then you can find a host?" The gamer looked at him blankly and replied "Well, sure, as it'll allow me to find a reliable host and play my games then."

So off to google he went. After searching for a few hours, the best web hosting company he found, x10Hosting came up, and he decided to give them a try.

 

[Garenthino]

a gamer why do you care about web programming?" He responded, "How else am I going to sell my awesome games if I can't even bring myself to stop with php coding?" His friend replied, "why not hire someone else to play your games while you create your site?" After a moment of thought he explained "Because I don't want to hire some n00b that will team kill all day, and lag my internets." His friend saw the logic and queried "Why not find someone to code your site then, and then you can find a host?" The gamer looked at him blankly and replied "Well, sure, as it'll allow me to find a reliable host and play my games then."

So off to google he went. After searching for a few hours, the best web hosting company he found, x10Hosting came up, and he decided to give them a try. Within a scant few hours, he--

 

[Smith6612]

Once upon a time there was an awesome gamer who liked to programm in php. His friend asked him, "If you are a gamer why do you care about web programming?" He responded, "How else am I going to sell my awesome games if I can't even bring myself to stop with php coding?" His friend replied, "why not hire someone else to play your games while you create your site?" After a moment of thought he explained "Because I don't want to hire some n00b that will team kill all day, and lag my internets." His friend saw the logic and queried "Why not find someone to code your site then, and then you can find a host?" The gamer looked at him blankly and replied "Well, sure, as it'll allow me to find a reliable host and play my games then."

So off to google he went. After searching for a few hours, the best web hosting company he found, x10Hosting came up, and he decided to give them a try. Within a scant few hours, he had his site created, and began uploading his site onto the Absolut server at 0.01 bytes per second .

 

[Garenthino]

Once upon a time there was an awesome gamer who liked to programm in php. His friend asked him, "If you are a gamer why do you care about web programming?" He responded, "How else am I going to sell my awesome games if I can't even bring myself to stop with php coding?" His friend replied, "why not hire someone else to play your games while you create your site?" After a moment of thought he explained "Because I don't want to hire some n00b that will team kill all day, and lag my internets." His friend saw the logic and queried "Why not find someone to code your site then, and then you can find a host?" The gamer looked at him blankly and replied "Well, sure, as it'll allow me to find a reliable host and play my games then."

So off to google he went. After searching for a few hours, the best web hosting company he found, x10Hosting came up, and he decided to give them a try. Within a scant few hours, he had his site created, and began uploading his site onto the Absolut server at 0.01 bytes per second . Befuddled, he noticed he had an email from EverQuest. He opened the email, and to his surprise read--

 

[Smith6612]

Once upon a time there was an awesome gamer who liked to programm in php. His friend asked him, "If you are a gamer why do you care about web programming?" He responded, "How else am I going to sell my awesome games if I can't even bring myself to stop with php coding?" His friend replied, "why not hire someone else to play your games while you create your site?" After a moment of thought he explained "Because I don't want to hire some n00b that will team kill all day, and lag my internets." His friend saw the logic and queried "Why not find someone to code your site then, and then you can find a host?" The gamer looked at him blankly and replied "Well, sure, as it'll allow me to find a reliable host and play my games then."

So off to google he went. After searching for a few hours, the best web hosting company he found, x10Hosting came up, and he decided to give them a try. Within a scant few hours, he had his site created, and began uploading his site onto the Absolut server at 0.01 bytes per second. Befuddled, he noticed he had an email from EverQuest. He opened the email slowly, and to his surprise read... "The staff have noticed that several unknown hackers have broken into our systems, and have begun to DDoS your internet based on some reports from your ISP."

 

[Garenthino]

Once upon a time there was an awesome gamer who liked to programm in php. His friend asked him, "If you are a gamer why do you care about web programming?" He responded, "How else am I going to sell my awesome games if I can't even bring myself to stop with php coding?" His friend replied, "why not hire someone else to play your games while you create your site?" After a moment of thought he explained "Because I don't want to hire some n00b that will team kill all day, and lag my internets." His friend saw the logic and queried "Why not find someone to code your site then, and then you can find a host?" The gamer looked at him blankly and replied "Well, sure, as it'll allow me to find a reliable host and play my games then."

So off to google he went. After searching for a few hours, the best web hosting company he found, x10Hosting came up, and he decided to give them a try. Within a scant few hours, he had his site created, and began uploading his site onto the Absolut server at 0.01 bytes per second. Befuddled, he noticed he had an email from EverQuest. He opened the email slowly, and to his surprise read... "The staff have noticed that several unknown hackers have broken into our systems, and have begun to DDoS your internet based on some reports from your ISP." Thinking quickly, he called his ISP to have his ip reset and changed. His ISP then threw--

 

[Smith6612]

Once upon a time there was an awesome gamer who liked to programm in php. His friend asked him, "If you are a gamer why do you care about web programming?" He responded, "How else am I going to sell my awesome games if I can't even bring myself to stop with php coding?" His friend replied, "why not hire someone else to play your games while you create your site?" After a moment of thought he explained "Because I don't want to hire some n00b that will team kill all day, and lag my internets." His friend saw the logic and queried "Why not find someone to code your site then, and then you can find a host?" The gamer looked at him blankly and replied "Well, sure, as it'll allow me to find a reliable host and play my games then."

So off to google he went. After searching for a few hours, the best web hosting company he found, x10Hosting came up, and he decided to give them a try. Within a scant few hours, he had his site created, and began uploading his site onto the Absolut server at 0.01 bytes per second. Befuddled, he noticed he had an email from EverQuest. He opened the email slowly, and to his surprise read... "The staff have noticed that several unknown hackers have broken into our systems, and have begun to DDoS your internet based on some reports from your ISP." Thinking quickly, he called his ISP to have his ip reset and changed. His ISP then threw a new IP to him, and he was uploading at over 9000KB/s to Absolut. Once his site was up, he began to advertise his site.

 

[kkenny]

Once upon a time there was an awesome gamer who liked to programm in php. His friend asked him, "If you are a gamer why do you care about web programming?" He responded, "How else am I going to sell my awesome games if I can't even bring myself to stop with php coding?" His friend replied, "why not hire someone else to play your games while you create your site?" After a moment of thought he explained "Because I don't want to hire some n00b that will team kill all day, and lag my internets." His friend saw the logic and queried "Why not find someone to code your site then, and then you can find a host?" The gamer looked at him blankly and replied "Well, sure, as it'll allow me to find a reliable host and play my games then."

So off to google he went. After searching for a few hours, the best web hosting company he found, x10Hosting came up, and he decided to give them a try. Within a scant few hours, he had his site created, and began uploading his site onto the Absolut server at 0.01 bytes per second. Befuddled, he noticed he had an email from EverQuest. He opened the email slowly, and to his surprise read... "The staff have noticed that several unknown hackers have broken into our systems, and have begun to DDoS your internet based on some reports from your ISP." Thinking quickly, he called his ISP to have his ip reset and changed. His ISP then threw a new IP to him, and he was uploading at over 9000KB/s to Absolut. Once his site was up, he began to advertise his site. But he had

 

[Turtle Dude]

Once upon a time there was an awesome gamer who liked to programm in php. His friend asked him, "If you are a gamer why do you care about web programming?" He responded, "How else am I going to sell my awesome games if I can't even bring myself to stop with php coding?" His friend replied, "why not hire someone else to play your games while you create your site?" After a moment of thought he explained "Because I don't want to hire some n00b that will team kill all day, and lag my internets." His friend saw the logic and queried "Why not find someone to code your site then, and then you can find a host?" The gamer looked at him blankly and replied "Well, sure, as it'll allow me to find a reliable host and play my games then."

So off to google he went. After searching for a few hours, the best web hosting company he found, x10Hosting came up, and he decided to give them a try. Within a scant few hours, he had his site created, and began uploading his site onto the Absolut server at 0.01 bytes per second. Befuddled, he noticed he had an email from EverQuest. He opened the email slowly, and to his surprise read... "The staff have noticed that several unknown hackers have broken into our systems, and have begun to DDoS your internet based on some reports from your ISP." Thinking quickly, he called his ISP to have his ip reset and changed. His ISP then threw a new IP to him, and he was uploading at over 9000KB/s to Absolut. Once his site was up, he began to advertise his site. But he had a Mac, so it crashed, with a result that he lost all his important data that he didn't back up

 

[Dan]

Once upon a time there was an awesome gamer who liked to programm in php. His friend asked him, "If you are a gamer why do you care about web programming?" He responded, "How else am I going to sell my awesome games if I can't even bring myself to stop with php coding?" His friend replied, "why not hire someone else to play your games while you create your site?" After a moment of thought he explained "Because I don't want to hire some n00b that will team kill all day, and lag my internets." His friend saw the logic and queried "Why not find someone to code your site then, and then you can find a host?" The gamer looked at him blankly and replied "Well, sure, as it'll allow me to find a reliable host and play my games then."

So off to google he went. After searching for a few hours, the best web hosting company he found, x10Hosting came up, and he decided to give them a try. Within a scant few hours, he had his site created, and began uploading his site onto the Absolut server at 0.01 bytes per second. Befuddled, he noticed he had an email from EverQuest. He opened the email slowly, and to his surprise read... "The staff have noticed that several unknown hackers have broken into our systems, and have begun to DDoS your internet based on some reports from your ISP." Thinking quickly, he called his ISP to have his ip reset and changed. His ISP then threw a new IP to him, and he was uploading at over 9000KB/s to Absolut. Once his site was up, he began to advertise his site. But he had a Mac, so it crashed, with a result that he lost all his important data that he didn't back up. But luckily Corey had done a backup for everyone on Absolut so he got it all back. He made sure he used Linux in future

 

[Turtle Dude]

Once upon a time there was an awesome gamer who liked to programm in php. His friend asked him, "If you are a gamer why do you care about web programming?" He responded, "How else am I going to sell my awesome games if I can't even bring myself to stop with php coding?" His friend replied, "why not hire someone else to play your games while you create your site?" After a moment of thought he explained "Because I don't want to hire some n00b that will team kill all day, and lag my internets." His friend saw the logic and queried "Why not find someone to code your site then, and then you can find a host?" The gamer looked at him blankly and replied "Well, sure, as it'll allow me to find a reliable host and play my games then."

So off to google he went. After searching for a few hours, the best web hosting company he found, x10Hosting came up, and he decided to give them a try. Within a scant few hours, he had his site created, and began uploading his site onto the Absolut server at 0.01 bytes per second. Befuddled, he noticed he had an email from EverQuest. He opened the email slowly, and to his surprise read... "The staff have noticed that several unknown hackers have broken into our systems, and have begun to DDoS your internet based on some reports from your ISP." Thinking quickly, he called his ISP to have his ip reset and changed. His ISP then threw a new IP to him, and he was uploading at over 9000KB/s to Absolut. Once his site was up, he began to advertise his site. But he had a Mac, so it crashed, with a result that he lost all his important data that he didn't back up. But luckily Corey had done a backup for everyone on Absolut so he got it all back. He made sure he used Linux in future cause he didn't learn from his previous experience that Windows is the only way

 

[galaxyAbstractor]

Once upon a time there was an awesome gamer who liked to programm in php. His friend asked him, "If you are a gamer why do you care about web programming?" He responded, "How else am I going to sell my awesome games if I can't even bring myself to stop with php coding?" His friend replied, "why not hire someone else to play your games while you create your site?" After a moment of thought he explained "Because I don't want to hire some n00b that will team kill all day, and lag my internets." His friend saw the logic and queried "Why not find someone to code your site then, and then you can find a host?" The gamer looked at him blankly and replied "Well, sure, as it'll allow me to find a reliable host and play my games then."

So off to google he went. After searching for a few hours, the best web hosting company he found, x10Hosting came up, and he decided to give them a try. Within a scant few hours, he had his site created, and began uploading his site onto the Absolut server at 0.01 bytes per second. Befuddled, he noticed he had an email from EverQuest. He opened the email slowly, and to his surprise read... "The staff have noticed that several unknown hackers have broken into our systems, and have begun to DDoS your internet based on some reports from your ISP." Thinking quickly, he called his ISP to have his ip reset and changed. His ISP then threw a new IP to him, and he was uploading at over 9000KB/s to Absolut. Once his site was up, he began to advertise his site. But he had a Mac, so it crashed, with a result that he lost all his important data that he didn't back up. But luckily Corey had done a backup for everyone on Absolut so he got it all back. He made sure he used Linux in future cause he didn't learn from his previous experience that Windows is the only way to drive yourself mad.

 

[Dan]

Once upon a time there was an awesome gamer who liked to programm in php. His friend asked him, "If you are a gamer why do you care about web programming?" He responded, "How else am I going to sell my awesome games if I can't even bring myself to stop with php coding?" His friend replied, "why not hire someone else to play your games while you create your site?" After a moment of thought he explained "Because I don't want to hire some n00b that will team kill all day, and lag my internets." His friend saw the logic and queried "Why not find someone to code your site then, and then you can find a host?" The gamer looked at him blankly and replied "Well, sure, as it'll allow me to find a reliable host and play my games then."

So off to google he went. After searching for a few hours, the best web hosting company he found, x10Hosting came up, and he decided to give them a try. Within a scant few hours, he had his site created, and began uploading his site onto the Absolut server at 0.01 bytes per second. Befuddled, he noticed he had an email from EverQuest. He opened the email slowly, and to his surprise read... "The staff have noticed that several unknown hackers have broken into our systems, and have begun to DDoS your internet based on some reports from your ISP." Thinking quickly, he called his ISP to have his ip reset and changed. His ISP then threw a new IP to him, and he was uploading at over 9000KB/s to Absolut. Once his site was up, he began to advertise his site. But he had a Mac, so it crashed, with a result that he lost all his important data that he didn't back up. But luckily Corey had done a backup for everyone on Absolut so he got it all back. He made sure he used Linux in future cause he didn't learn from his previous experience that Windows is the only way to drive yourself mad. But he just couldn't decide which linux

 

[Smith6612]

Once upon a time there was an awesome gamer who liked to programm in php. His friend asked him, "If you are a gamer why do you care about web programming?" He responded, "How else am I going to sell my awesome games if I can't even bring myself to stop with php coding?" His friend replied, "why not hire someone else to play your games while you create your site?" After a moment of thought he explained "Because I don't want to hire some n00b that will team kill all day, and lag my internets." His friend saw the logic and queried "Why not find someone to code your site then, and then you can find a host?" The gamer looked at him blankly and replied "Well, sure, as it'll allow me to find a reliable host and play my games then."

So off to google he went. After searching for a few hours, the best web hosting company he found, x10Hosting came up, and he decided to give them a try. Within a scant few hours, he had his site created, and began uploading his site onto the Absolut server at 0.01 bytes per second. Befuddled, he noticed he had an email from EverQuest. He opened the email slowly, and to his surprise read... "The staff have noticed that several unknown hackers have broken into our systems, and have begun to DDoS your internet based on some reports from your ISP." Thinking quickly, he called his ISP to have his ip reset and changed. His ISP then threw a new IP to him, and he was uploading at over 9000KB/s to Absolut. Once his site was up, he began to advertise his site. But he had a Mac, so it crashed, with a result that he lost all his important data that he didn't back up. But luckily Corey had done a backup for everyone on Absolut so he got it all back. He made sure he used Linux in future cause he didn't learn from his previous experience that Windows is the only way to drive yourself mad. But he just couldn't decide which linux distro to use. He finally decided to use RedHat, then as soon as the server and everything was up, the gamer's site received soo much traffic, that the server turned red hot, melted, then exploded.