game: kill the above user

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  1. dimenxion

    dimenxion New Member

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    I launch a plasma nuke at alexandgruntz. He is never to be seen or heard of again, but his used-to-be compacted atoms are seen floating around with a microscope. o0
     
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    alexandgruntz New Member

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    The atoms reform where you can't see them as you had accidentally used Wonka's TV gun thing instead of a plasma nuke. I then shoot you in the head.
     
  3. shdus1

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    And Alexandgruntz is never mentioned again. He was hit by a stray meteorite coming from 1 million light years away.
     
  4. alexandgruntz

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    The meteorite burned up on entry to Earth and was no bigger than an M&M when it hit me. You die of shock. :D
     
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    alexandgruntz New Member

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    I kill crafter with a craft knife.
     
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    I use a spoon to "shovel" you to death... ouch!
     
  8. mattura

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    You suffer death by 1000 cuts [sic] at the hands of the Chinese Unseen Ninja Torture Squad
     
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    You suffer death by one massive cut... a fellow pirate uses his sword on you like a pro.
     
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    you suffer death by falling off a cliff
     
  11. Bigbucks2528

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    ** Pulls out flamethrower**
    SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
    **burns Icedhabbo**
     
  12. icedhabbo

    icedhabbo New Member

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    pushes Bigbucks2528 in front of a car
    (how u like that????)
     
  13. alexandgruntz

    alexandgruntz New Member

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  14. mattura

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    You get your suit snagged on a door handle, causing you to fall over and crack your head open, and die of blood loss and massive haemorrhaging.
    If you don't wear a suit, don't worry - it can be your birthday suit
     
  15. alexandgruntz

    alexandgruntz New Member

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    Since I don't have a suit, and my birthday suit isn't wrinkled ;), you die of amazement. :D
     
  16. mattura

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    Your frictionless birthday suit therefore slips on a pool of yellow molten plastic, you thrash around, but can't get any purchase; you get covered and suffocate, then set, forming a strange looking yellow sculpture with not a wrinkle to be seen ;)
     
  17. alexandgruntz

    alexandgruntz New Member

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    You die in your sleep when you dreamt that.
     
  18. mattura

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    It was rather trippy I admit, but you die because God said so.
     
  19. alexandgruntz

    alexandgruntz New Member

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    I kill you with Facebook.
     
  20. mattura

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    I kill you by shutting your head in a door, repeatedly
     

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