game: kill the above user

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  1. alexandgruntz

    alexandgruntz New Member

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    You die from too much killing.
     
  2. mattura

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    You die on the Nile
     
  3. blackhnd

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    You die in a fire. Classic, right?
     
  4. tedcambron

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    I use Chuck Norris and with one round house kick he eliminates half the planet.
     
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  5. blackhnd

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    You were on that half.
     
  6. alexandgruntz

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    You were also on that half. I wasn't. :D
     
  7. gengf

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    Shoot you with my spacecraft
     
  8. mattura

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    I flicked you to death with a plastic spoon
     
  9. gengf

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    /me grabs the spoon and let you suffocate while I push it in your throat
     
  10. mattura

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    Then my decaying body oozes noxious substances which infect you and cause you to have fevers, fits and diarrhoea. Unfortunately you forget to take on enough water and die of dehydration
     
  11. gengf

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    Kicks what's left of you into the ocean. You drown and got ripped apart by the carnivores of the sea.
     
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  12. maxipak

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    Kills gengf from two-hundred yards away, with mind bullets!
     
  13. mattura

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    I kill you with a large plastic duck.
     
  14. gengf

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    Kills matura and his plastic duck with my staple gun.
     
  15. mattura

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    Actually, the duck sacrificed itself to save me... so I kill you and your staple gun with my oversized potato, by it rolling over you until you are flat
     
  16. gengf

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    Fried the potato with my bunsen burner, set you on fire the same way. You die from heat and burnings.
     
  17. mattura

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    but as I am a phoenix, I rise from the ashes you carelessly didn't sweep up, and reincarnate only to peck you to death with my razor sharp beak. Plus I leave guano all over your body.
     
  18. fractalfeline

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    I use the guano to create an explosive. BOOM dead mattura.
     
  19. mattura

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    but the explosion causes a large gas cloud which Eyjafjallajokulls, giving you a respiratory problem, leading you to hospital, where you contract a nasty MRSA bug and die a slow painful incontinent salty death. (Not sure why salty, just let it go).
     
  20. Stifler

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    one slap n mattura is dead...lol
     

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