Question game

[zen-r]

If you washed your hands after eating his strawberries, would you still be red handed?

 

[nekoforums]

And if so would it be more of a pink shade rather than red?

 

[zen-r]

Could you really resist picking them for that long, or wouldn't they actually still be green?

 

[descalzo]

Are you related to Capt Queeg?

 

[zen-r]

What are you implying?

 

[ichwar]

Does he have to imply something?

 

[adamparkzer]

How often do people imply things?

 

[descalzo]

How often do people infer things?

 

[zen-r]

Are you in fur things?

 

[descalzo]

Are you a PETA person?

 

[zen-r]

Perhaps you are particularly perturbed by PETA persons?

 

[ichwar]

Aren't you another one of those emotion-driven PETA fans?

 

[zen-r]

Aren't I a logic driven non-PETA fan?

 

[ichwar]

Are you kidding?

 

[zen-r]

Can you prove you have enough brain cells to understand my logic?

 

[ichwar]

Can you prove that my brain has less cells than yours?

 

[descalzo]

Do you know that even 1 is greater than zero?

 

[zen-r]

If I went ahead & proved it, how would you be able to understand it?

Edit : Oops, descalzo got his quip in before me, so ignore this!

 

[ichwar]

Isn't that just an argument for you to try and get out of proving that you can't prove it?

 

[zen-r]

Aren't you even going to attempt to beat my PETA pun?