I've been doing a lot of thinking, and I've decided that we need to pool our collective intellects and come up with a forum module or plugin that allows us to press a button and on the other end of the internet a hand will come out of someone's monitor and slap them with a hot dog. This would be of immense value to our community, and if anyone can code it, we can. I wasn't sure if this qualified as a script, program or third-party app, so I posted it here, but if any reasonably good code examples get posted, I'm sure someone could move the topic. It doesn't have to be a hot dog, it could be a kielbasa, or even a salami or something, as long as the end-user effect is similar. This would prevent a great number of issues which I've detected so far, and perhaps many as-yet-unidentified issues.