Vending Machine (Game)

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  1. nastus

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    Out comes a subliminal message telling you to give away your wealth

    I insert an elephant
     
  2. essellar

    essellar Community Advocate Community Support

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    You get a lot of exercise, a good reason to take a shower, and a large fine for trying to trade commercially in ivory.

    I insert that screw that's always left over after I repair something claiming to have "no user-serviceable parts inside".
     
  3. mattura

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    You get a screw loose...or do you already have that?!

    I insert some wacky baccy
     
  4. micahraney56

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    You get a Big Mac with a cucumber in a purple mask on the side.

    I insert 2 hours of my time.
     
  5. 3dhomejoe

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    You get $5

    I insert a green laser pointer
     
  6. mattura

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    You get a teenagers loner rip

    I insert custard
     
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    You get nasty custard skin

    I insert cocodamol.
     
  8. mattura

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    You get high!

    I insert an albatross
     
  9. micahraney56

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    You get a can of tuna.

    I insert an orange paintball.
     
  10. mattura

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    You get an orange coal scuttle.

    I insert a union jack bikini
     
  11. micahraney56

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    You get a union jack shirt

    I insert a snare drum
     
  12. ace_case

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    You get a flying pink unicorn that only eats diamonds.

    I insert a chocolate coin
     
  13. fractalfeline

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    You get a gold bar!

    I insert an insert!
     
  14. mattura

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    You get an outsert (whatever that is)

    I insert a beach volleyball trial
     
  15. micahraney56

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    You get an utter failure.

    I insert ibuprofen.
     
  16. ace_case

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    You get a headache
    I insert Lady Gaga
     
  17. micahraney56

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    You get a New York T-Bone Steak! Nice find!!!

    I insert a mirror (BWAHAHAHA!!!!)
     
  18. ace_case

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    You get blinded

    I insert my self
     
  19. mattura

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    You get churned around a bit, then spat out, slightly slimmer than before.

    I insert chutney
     
  20. essellar

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    You get sticky fingers and a case of Delhi Belly.

    I insert seven grams of the late Timothy Leary's ashes.
     

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