Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by dawmail333, May 4, 2008.
You get a flying vending machine.
I insert a brand new, shiny penny.
You get a brand new, shiny [oh way too tempting...!] err...monkey!
I insert a rusty old barnacle
You get a pirate-themed restaurant and a guest appearance on a hit animated sitcom.
I insert chewed gum, with lint.
You get a very clean stylesheet with fixed-position footers. (That was truly nerdier than my usual nerdy.)
I insert an angry platypus. (Hey, you'd be angry too.)
You hear loud thuds from within the machine followed by, "Curse you, Perry the Platypus!"
I insert a Yoo-Hoo Chocolate Drink bottle.
You get a chocolate drink, minus the bottle
I insert a mince pie (homemade, preferably)
You get a hearty thanks, a cup of egg nog, a package to be opened on Boxing Day and a penny for the old man's hat.
I insert a cracker (a fancy one, not like you'd get from Marks & Sparks).
You get an I.O.U. from His Majesty, King George III, circa 1776.
I insert a doily, made from the finest cat whiskers.
You blew up your snack that you were trying to get out.
I insert a piece of chewed gum.
You get the used adult rubber toy and some chewed gum back for a change.
I insert a duracell batteries pack.
You get a very annoyed Energizer Bunny who begins hitting you with his little drumsticks and just keeps going and going and...
I insert a cunning plan.
The machine has warned you of copyright infringement. So says the check in your hands.
I insert the holographic photo of cat.
You get a tamagotchi cat... feed it!
I insert Aurora Australis
You get an one way "Aurora Express" teleporter to Antarctica. The user manual says you need to push the one and only button to be instant moved to southern pole.
I let some sunlight to be absorbed by vending machine.
The vending machine grows and grows into a giant beanstalk.
I insert some magic beans
You get netbeans.
I insert another year of my life.
You get a time machine!!! It's untested though, because this design is unproved it may just suck in the rest of your life so beware!
I insert a clown shoes. Since the clown objected me i had no choice but to get rid of him at whole.
You get a jack-in-the-box!
I insert 2012
You get 5.
I insert my business card.
you get nothing at first, but later you get loads of cold calls from vending machines all over the world.
I insert a broken CD-R
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