Vending Machine (Game)

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  1. wendellcarper26

    wendellcarper26 New Member

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    You get a flying vending machine.

    I insert a brand new, shiny penny.
     
  2. mattura

    mattura Member

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    You get a brand new, shiny [oh way too tempting...!] err...monkey!

    I insert a rusty old barnacle
     
  3. BlueofFLE

    BlueofFLE New Member

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    You get a pirate-themed restaurant and a guest appearance on a hit animated sitcom.

    I insert chewed gum, with lint.
     
  4. essellar

    essellar Community Advocate Community Support

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    You get a very clean stylesheet with fixed-position footers. (That was truly nerdier than my usual nerdy.)

    I insert an angry platypus. (Hey, you'd be angry too.)
     
  5. BlueofFLE

    BlueofFLE New Member

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    You hear loud thuds from within the machine followed by, "Curse you, Perry the Platypus!"

    I insert a Yoo-Hoo Chocolate Drink bottle.
     
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  6. mattura

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    You get a chocolate drink, minus the bottle

    I insert a mince pie (homemade, preferably)
     
  7. essellar

    essellar Community Advocate Community Support

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    You get a hearty thanks, a cup of egg nog, a package to be opened on Boxing Day and a penny for the old man's hat.

    I insert a cracker (a fancy one, not like you'd get from Marks & Sparks).
     
  8. BlueofFLE

    BlueofFLE New Member

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    You get an I.O.U. from His Majesty, King George III, circa 1776.

    I insert a doily, made from the finest cat whiskers.
     
  9. binhcaro

    binhcaro New Member

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    You blew up your snack that you were trying to get out.

    I insert a piece of chewed gum.
     
  10. silverbird775

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    You get the used adult rubber toy and some chewed gum back for a change.

    I insert a duracell batteries pack.
     
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  11. essellar

    essellar Community Advocate Community Support

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    You get a very annoyed Energizer Bunny who begins hitting you with his little drumsticks and just keeps going and going and...

    I insert a cunning plan.
     
  12. silverbird775

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    The machine has warned you of copyright infringement. So says the check in your hands.

    I insert the holographic photo of cat.
     
  13. mattura

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    You get a tamagotchi cat... feed it!

    I insert Aurora Australis
     
  14. silverbird775

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    You get an one way "Aurora Express" teleporter to Antarctica. The user manual says you need to push the one and only button to be instant moved to southern pole.

    I let some sunlight to be absorbed by vending machine.
     
  15. mattura

    mattura Member

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    The vending machine grows and grows into a giant beanstalk.

    I insert some magic beans
     
  16. achilleasgr

    achilleasgr New Member Prime Account

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    You get netbeans.

    I insert another year of my life.
     
  17. silverbird775

    silverbird775 Member

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    You get a time machine!!! It's untested though, because this design is unproved it may just suck in the rest of your life so beware!

    I insert a clown shoes. Since the clown objected me i had no choice but to get rid of him at whole.
     
  18. mattura

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    You get a jack-in-the-box!

    I insert 2012
     
  19. leafypiggy

    leafypiggy Manager of Pens and Office Supplies Staff Member

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    You get 5.

    I insert my business card.
     
  20. krofunk

    krofunk New Member

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    you get nothing at first, but later you get loads of cold calls from vending machines all over the world.

    I insert a broken CD-R
     

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