Corrupt A Wish Season 2

[synalpha]

http://forums.x10hosting.com/forum-games/104828-corrupt-wish-season-1-a.html#post597977

Please see link above for rules...

Alright...I get to make the first wish! Alright! Now...

I wish that I had a job at subway, making sandwiches!

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but you get an E food safety rating.

I wish that Mr DOS posted a wish.

 

[Danielx386]

Granted, but he need help.

I wish I can live with Delta.....

 

[Mr. DOS]

Granted, but now you're living with a giant Greek letter. And she hogs the sheets.

I wish Samba worked better.

--- Mr. DOS

 

[Danielx386]

Granted, but linux is sick

Need 15,000 more points

 

[alexandgruntz]

I'd grant that, but you didn't wish for it!

I wish that I knew how to fix Outlook.

 

[gluxon]

Wish Granted, but Outlook is unsupported And that's the truth!

I wish I would stop my habit of using text smilys here.

 

[Mr. DOS]

Granted, but you now feel compelled to include long-winded, third-person prose in all your posts describing your situation and feelings at that moment.

I wish I had a second Guitar Hero controller.

--- Mr. DOS

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but it's cracked, and falls apart as soon as you touch it.

I wish that English (the subject) was easier.

 

[Mr. DOS]

Granted, but Mandarin is now by far the world's most prominent language in all areas, rendering English largely useless for any non-historical purposes.

I wish I had pie right now.

--- Mr. DOS

 

[Dazz]

Granted but now you are innumerate (LOL)

I wish I could come up with the next big internet craze..

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but it's a vegetarian pie video.

I wish that I only had one exam today.

 

[fractalfeline]

Granted, but someone threw it in your face! *cue laugh track*

I wish I had looted more goodies from the job fair today

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, one more.

I wish that my wireless keyboard would work.

 

[gluxon]

Wish Granted, but then your monitor wouldn't work.

I wish I had more money

 

[Smith6612]

You get the money but it comes with 99% tax.

I wish for PC hardware to come out faster!

 

[Mr. DOS]

Granted, but it's only available in Yugoslavia and shipping is prohibitively expensive.

I wish I was better at TF2.

--- Mr. DOS

 

[fractalfeline]

Granted but that is the only thing you're good at now

I wish I didn't have to study so much

 

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but you fail.

I wish that I had an ATi Raedon 5970. :biggrin:

 

[gluxon]

Wish Granted, but I don't know what in the world that is

I wish that I wished.