Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by hopper, May 2, 2008.
You die from shock when one of the Monkeys in your lab wrote them!
You die when said monkey beats you at Pong and you commit suicide in shame
You die from also commiting suicide.
You die from my awesomeness.
You die for not having the "Mr. Awesome" smiley when you say your awesome xD
Cupid was trying to do you a favor and hit you with a Love Arrow, but for whatever reason got startled mid-shot. The arrow caught you in the eye and got your brain. You die, and the Yaks are highly amused at your passing.
I force you to watch Happy Tree Friends, and you die out of desperation because of not being able to stop it.
You die because you failed to follow the rules.
You die because you followed the rules
Stabs mattura in the ear with a spatula and then throws rubber bricks from a bottomless rubber brick bag
You die from the poisoned apple I gave you.
you die by entering a computer game and riding a light-bike into a wall
you die by attempting to follow alexandgruntz into a computer game, but you smash your computer monitor with your head and get electricuted
You screw up your tax return and get blacklisted. However, a government assassin team mixes up the blacklist with a hitlist and they snipe you through your bedroom window whilst you are looking at porn
You die from looking at said porn.
Hmm...well my glorious auto-erotic death gives me the ultimate enlightenment, causing your life to appear so bleak that you commit suicide.
You die from watching me apparently commit suicide. (That was my clone.)
One night, alexandgruntz went into a forest, and never came back. Nobody knows hat happened, and nobody can find him.
I had found another universe, from which I can remotely control anyone I wished to. I take control of frederik_c and send him off a cliff.
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