game: kill the above user

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  1. mattblog

    mattblog New Member

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    nope its after 14 days, you were at 13.

    Takes a Bagel and Stretches it out and puts in bobycv head sufocating him and screams

     
  2. mattura

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    I take a cutlass to mattblog's neck, then weigh his body down with canon balls, and send him to Davy Jones's Locker
     
  3. bhupendra2895

    bhupendra2895 New Member

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    I was following Mattura and locked him with Matt inside Davy Jones's locker.
     
  4. mattblog

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    Mattblog and Matture use both of their strengths to open davy jones locker and then take bhupendra2895 and put him in a guillotine. *SHIII* BHUPENDRA GETS HIS HEAD CHOPPED OFF!
     
  5. Kinight40

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    While mattblog isn't looking, the Knight secretly shoves mattblog into the locker, laughing hysterically because he stole matt's wallet before pushing him in
     
  6. krofunk

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    kro funk threw a rubber brick at Kinight40 from a far, giving him ample opportunity to run away.
     
  7. mattura

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    but krofunk ran straight off the edge of a cliff, splattered down on the rocks below, the body lapped at by waves and pecked by seagulls until completely disintegrated.
     
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    I kill myalt80g73 by coding his mind into boru and powering it down.
     
  10. krofunk

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    I somehow managed to drag Frozenmafia off the cliff with me even though he posted after the event?

    Turns out I invented post death time travel.
     
  11. mattura

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    I disconnect krofunk's time machine with him stuck in the 1960s. He doesn't fit in and commits suicide. Yeah baby!
     
  12. krofunk

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    o_O



    ....I put mattura in a cupboard that can only be unlocked by completing over 1 million rubix cubes, he starves shortly after going mad.
     
  13. mattura

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    Damn, I can't even do one!

    But before I starved, I had the good sense to knock and bang on the cupboard, just at the moment krofunk had put his ear to the cupboard to see if he could hear something...the resulting sound caused a perforated eardrum, which bled non stop out of the ears (due to krofunk's addiction to aspirin), causing death.
     
  14. krofunk

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    killing mattura is not required as we are now both already dead
     
  15. The Real Rebel

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    I just walk in between the hustle of bustle and commit suicide with a couple of C4 explosives strapped to me, The next 3 people who post are also struck by the blast and either die or crawl in agony :p
     
  16. mattura

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    Hmm...so the concept of "kill the above user" might have got a little side-tracked...

    I kill the above user with a banana to the eye, before the C4 explodes, then hastily defuse!
     
  17. smithee

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    Defusing a C4 is hard work and has made you hungry, so you eat the banana. What you don't know is that that banana was grown in a highly radioactive area, and so after eating it, you turn green and melt.
     
  18. krofunk

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    I, having melted into a green puddle, then manage to join all my droplets together and morph into myself again, not unlike a Terminator, and I therefore Terminate krofunk
     
  20. krofunk

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    btw my real name is john connor :p I blow you up, melt you, crush you, run you over multiple times until the film writers decide to kill me off without sending you back in time to save my life just so i can kill you again o__O

    thats confusing
     

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